Twelve newborn babies are given to the wrong parents each day
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."- Evan Esar
Canada has it’s name derived from an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
Today you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness." - Cullen Hightower
A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.
Birds do not sleep in their nests. They may occasionally nap in them, but they actually sleep in other places.
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." - Casey Stengel
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.